Eye exercises provide convenient excuse for husband

I read on Dr. Oz’s website that you can improve your eyesight with eye exercises. My vision has gotten a little blurry in the past year. It is 20/50. (Along that note, if I don’t wave back at you, don’t be offended. It’s because I don’t see you.)

I explained to Claus that the exercises include rolling your eyes. He laughed and said our nine-year-old daughter must have perfect vision. 

Later, I did something he thought was silly. He rolled his eyes at me. 

“I SAW THAT,” I warned him. 

“I’m just doing my eye exercises,” he said innocently. Seems like my whole family will be having 20/20  vision.